Behind the unmarked brass doors at 外滩18号, we experienced the same treatments favored by A-listers—here’s what ¥15k buys in absolute discretion.
1. The Arrival Protocol
- No street signage - elevator requires 动态密码
- "Face Down" check-in: No ID shown, only biometrics
- First rule: Phones stay in Faraday cage lockers
2. The 270-Minute Star Treatment
- Phase 1: 玉石刮痧 with heated Burmese jade tools
- Phase 2: Cryo-stimulation using 南极冰川水 essence
- Phase 3: Full-body 黄金箔 wrap (uses 6g real gold)
3. Celebrity Add-Ons
- ¥4800 Vocal Cord massage (performed by 歌剧演员)
- "Red Carpet Ready" LED facial using NASA-grade tech
- Insider tip: Ask for "The Shanghai Tang" - unlisted 穴位按压 sequence
4. The Hidden Perks
- Pillow menu includes 沉香木 memory foam
- Post-treatment lounge serves 冬虫夏草 martinis
- Discreet exit through 和平饭店 back corridor
5. Staff Revelations
- Therapists sign 十年保密协议
- One client's routine: 3am sessions before film festivals
- Most requested service: "Jet Lag Eraser" 时差消除 program
2025 upgrades:
- AI mood detection adjusts scent/lighting in real-time
- Coming soon: 私人游艇 transfer option
The Reality Check: That ¥2800 "Celebrity Foot Soak"? Same herbal blend as ¥600 treatments—just served in Versace basins.
[Note: 100% celebrity sightings guaranteed…if you recognize them under 面部识别干扰 masks.]